Thanks for visiting. I'm a recent transplant to the Boston Massachusetts area, living with my boyfriend while he completes his MBA. I'm originally from Utah, I like Apple, FileMaker, writing about my feelings, and eating edamame.
Because I had somehow managed to break a key off in the lock to my apartment, I was outside in an alley standing on a folding chair with a hammer and screwdriver when I was approached by a woman who said, “Excuse me, Sir, are you the man who handles the screens over the windows?”
I answered, “No...I’m actually just trying to break into my apartment.”
Kill Me, Now 
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