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Tuesday, 08 January 2008 13:47 |
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On Friday night SML invited Sarah over for wine and cheese. Inviting someone over to our apartment is something we almost never do because the size of our apartment is equivalent to the size of Sarah Jessica Parker’s closet. Right now we can sit about four people in our living room if we stacked each person like cards, and even then we might deplete the oxygen supply. SML and I often joke that we might be the most creepy couple in Salt Lake, saying the same things in unison and shouting “Great!” while rolling our tongues. SML has even started calling me “Nipple Master” for reasons I seriously do not know. After a couple of drinks, SML and I are seriously weird. I apologize publicly for that to Sarah, who had to witness this masquerade.  
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