An hour after arriving in Portland, Kevin took Brant and I to an old grade school that had been renovated into a theatre and a restaurant. We met Phil there; a gay gentleman who's just purchased an expensive condo downtown near the river.

After I received a dark beer with Terminator in its name, the waiter placed a shot of dark liquid in front of Phil and said, “This is from a secret admirer.” Phil acted surprised and suggested it was from a friend who works in the restaurant.

Since I never have any admirers, I felt a little jealous and told Phil I wished something like that would happen to me. To be nice he said, “I’m sure it happens to you all the time.” I laughed at that and half-wished I lived in Portland when Phil said he knew me as “Kenny”.

Okay, okay…I more than just half-wished I lived in Portland. THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.

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