The Prayer

On Sunday afternoon, SML was asked to say the prayer before dinner at his parent’s house. I may have gasped out loud because I was utterly afraid of what kinds of things SML might pray for. “Dear God, please help Ken remember to turn on the bathroom fan when he’s in the shower.” Also, I’m very worried that I may have to say the prayer at some point. “Dear God, please help SML organize his shoes.”

“In the Zone.”

On Wednesday, some of my co-workers mentioned that they had seen at me at the gym and couldn’t get my attention. As in they shouted my name and waved as though they were guiding an airplane. “But you just looked straight forward and kept on going!” And that’s because I treat my workouts very seriously. That Sonic smoothie after the gym? I treat those very seriously too.

Saying goodbye.

I decided to quit my job. That day I wrote about how bored I was? I did it on that day. The best part about all of this is that my new job is on a Macintosh platform; and I’m in charge. Did I mention I really hope I don’t blow this?

“SML Wins!”

On Thursday afternoon SML and I went to a workshop that may or may not have been for women. I’m not totally sure but I got that feeling when the presenter kept making a special point to say, “AND gentlemen.” At the end the presentation she drew business cards out of a hat to pick the winner of a free Feng Shui consultation. She picked SML and now I suspect that I’m going to be moving a lot of furniture.

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